Friday, March 5, 2010

Indian Political parties and their symbols

Indian Political parties and their symbols

 

Q: Why is Jayalalitha's symbol 'Two leaves'? 
A: Because that's what remained after Amma ate up all the fruit.
Q: Why is DMK's symbol 'Sun'? 
A: So that Karunanidhi can justify wearing shades indoors.
Q: Why is Lalu's symbol 'Lantern'? 
A: Because there's no electricity in Bihar.
Q: Why is CPM's symbol 'Hammer and Sickle'? 
A: Because that's what you will be using if they come to power.
Q: Why is Sharad Pawar's symbol 'Clock'? 
A: Because his time never seems to comes.
Q: Why is Shiv Sena's symbol 'Bow and Arrow'? 
A: I can tell you, but then I'll have to shoot you!

Q: Why is the Samajwadi Party's symbol 'Cycle'? 
A: Because after a ban on English and use of computers, that's all 
we'll be able to afford.
Q: Why is the Congress party's symbol 'Hand'? 
A: To remind Indians that our fate is forever in the hand of one family!
Q: Why is BJP Symbol 'Lotus'? 
A: Lotus is the symbol of Sarawasti and learning. BJP will educate us 
through the wisdom of Varun Gandhi and Pravin Togadia.
Q: Why is Mayawati's symbol 'Elephant'? 
A: It's a self portrait.

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